Just something funny...

Posts : 621 Join date : 2009-08-06

IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car,
we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department
and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's
open!'
His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS

IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired.
The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have
a 'large' enough motor on the opener.

I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at
that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a
1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the
clerk a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.
She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request. I
did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could
not do that kind of thing.'
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign
on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't
think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From Kingman , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE :
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell
and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal
lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce..
-- From Kansas City

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham, Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING :
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she
responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS

IDIOT SIGHTING :
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the
company due to 'downsizing,' our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We
should do this more often.'
>>Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for
the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
How would you pronounce this child's name?

"Le-a"

Leah?? &nbs p; NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.

This child attends a school in Kansas City, Mo. Her mother is irate because
everyone is getting her name wrong. It's pronounced "Ledasha." When the Mother
was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be
silent."

SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to
pronounce the dash. If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent.

Subject: Re: Just something funny... Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:59 pm

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ... wow I didn't know ppl were that SMART in this world Q.Q

Posts : 433 Join date : 2009-08-06 Age : 36

IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car,
we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department
and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's
open!'
His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS

Foxy failed more for not checking all the doors if they r lock or not Smile

Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-03-22 Age : 27

Tiny wrote:: IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car,
we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department
and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's
open!'
His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS

Foxy failed more for not checking all the doors if they r lock or not

Actually Tiny, you failed! It was all locked until the mechanic fixed that one and went to work on the other

Posts : 846 Join date : 2010-03-04 Age : 33 Location : NJ

actually johnny you fail! because the information is not given.

Subject: Re: Just something funny... Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:46 pm

Foxy wrote:: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the
clerk a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.
She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request. I
did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could
not do that kind of thing.'
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's

Props to the clerk for the extra $

Posts : 202 Join date : 2009-08-23 Age : 30

Oh..this reminds me of that time I went to my friend's birthday party.
We went to a dessert place and one of the sundaes there was called "A Real Nut Job" because it was topped with peanuts and other nuts and whatnot (I don't remember).
So, one of my friends decided to order that.
When the waiter came to take our orders, my friend was like "I want A Real Nut Job".
The waiter's response: He looked puzzled and was like.."What?!"

Subject: Re: Just something funny... Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:06 pm

So I went to McDs to get some McGriddles. I ordered 2 bacon/egg/cheese McGs, and 2 plain McGs. The cashier charged me for 4 bacon/egg/cheese McGs, 2 of which had --Plain underneath. How the hell can you plain a bacon/egg/cheese? Anyway, I drove away with 6 McGs in total and only spent like $7.

Posts : 433 Join date : 2009-08-06 Age : 36

During my high school last year, the math department will have a field trip to Great America (theme park).
My friend ordered food and give $20 to the person to buy a ~7$ ice cream. The guy give him ~21$ back lol. Free Ice Cream + money for ordering.

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